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  1. KingstonGamer10

    Wut

  2. Jun Du

    He is trying too hard to be funny.

  3. SirSalty43

    i love this guy

  4. josh armstrong

    JACK ASS

  5. CRUSTYDOGTAINT

    It’s because Ryan Reynolds is actually deaf

  6. kamron the dragon

    Are these the guys that made the new sonic look

  7. Lego Gamer5502

    Wut lol

  8. Nick Paul

    Ryan Reynolds voice acting is so awesome I want to buy Laughing Man now

  9. Travis Mellor

    😀😀😀😀

  10. Cacutor

    No it makes you feel like the mouse in a Whataburger deepfryer

  11. Elusive

    Don’t Lie

    1. Elusive

      The money was worth it none the less

  12. Nick and Jessica Moore

    I like my gin with a warm soft Robert Downey Jr cookie 🍪 only the best will do

  13. A.P.L_play

    Deadpool

  14. Rap Bot

    Are u a dad now

  15. Unlimited PCS

    You Just Made My Life Seem Like Nothing.

  16. seeriu ciihy

    First Deadpool movie was more realistic than the second one...

  17. ThE KiNG

    أكبر نغل ☻

  18. Kaphonie

    #lolwut

  19. Orbital RPED

    This guy is to funny! Why doesn’t he star in some comedy movies or something?

  20. Julia Clark

    You were at NYCC and I didn't know.....?!

  21. David Cutwater

    Dophinder was driving down the street in his cab like any other day. Traffic was lighter than usual as he made his way toward the airport where he picked up a lot of his fares. Up ahead two men flagged him down from the corner. He pulled over to the curb and they entered the cab. They were middle aged men dressed in black and carrying backpacks. “Empire State building”, one of them said. “No problem”, said Dophinder as he knew the Empire State building was a good distance away which would make this a good fare. Dophinder pulled down the handle to begin the fare timer and entered traffic. He drove toward the destination with a goofy grin on his face. The two black dressed men were intending to rob Dophinder and were waiting for a good spot to begin the deed. When a good sot was chosen by the men they were about to slide their ski masks over their faces when one of them glanced up at the dash board and stopped. He nudged his partner who looked up and stopped moving himself. They were both looking at a photograph of Dophinder and Deadpool posing for a “buddy Picture”. The two men glanced sideways at each other and made a “no” headshake suggesting that they were no longer intending to rob the cab driver because they definitely didn’t want Deadpool to come after them….and kill them.

  22. Ibrahim Al-Bayati

    Old version of C.G.I

  23. Te-Quinn Day

    I love it

  24. nickibun nguyễn

    Dễ thương quá

  25. Whistle Blower Eric Ciaramella

    He just drank ant man.

  26. xavier lowe

    i like this

  27. Duy Tan Tran

    Pikachu cute

  28. Hello

    Must it really be an hour long???

  29. Elijus Mazonas

    😔

  30. I have the body of a Pig I have the body of a Pig

    It’s a new venom movie starring Ryan Reynolds

    1. seeriu ciihy

      Yo he got this idea after making a joke about Superman’s CGI mustache lol

  31. BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER

    This reminds me of that one comic where deadpool kills the marvel universe.

  32. Faze Yann

    So cute 😊

  33. Faze Yann

    Aaaaaah

  34. sotuur aeei

    Absolutely no one: Ryan Reynolds: Does drinking sififishshshdhfu

  35. Eric Coffman

    This is a great way to remove hair on your balls.

  36. The Sniper16

    Where can i get those cookies? I want some

  37. Joe Snaffer

    The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly, if you were in a boat for eighty-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as The Fresh Prince used to say, 'Parents Just Don't Understand'. So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway. Ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner. He fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in. Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "brother" or maybe even, "bro." It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words - instead giving in to base desires - and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realized he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky. (Duh!) He calls the sharks, "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "dream killer" now, fuckface? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I dais - he's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fisherman ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.

  38. TheZero092

    This is like a WWE moment that was bound to happened.

  39. Marshmallow Boy

    I have Adblock

  40. Seth Cataudella

    I flipped out when I saw the eevee.

  41. moguera

    I take it the ones responsible for sacking the intern have just been sacked.

  42. Lee Neveregrett

    I wonder how much weight he has gained

  43. Ricki Ramlal

    The third act really got me.

  44. HazenVisionary

    ...why why why would you eat cookies for an hour and how many cookies do you have omg whyyyy 😂

  45. DirtyDigger

    Wtf?!

  46. KG Productions

    Big brands: we really gotta strategically plan our ads and content out, we’ve put a lot of money in these ads, let’s post them on social media and wait for all them views 😃 *Don’t get much engagement or attention* Ryan Reynolds: “ha I had a really funny dream which could be a good ad, lets film it and post it on my channel” *Gets on trending and people replaying an ad for gin* 😂

    1. sotuur aeei

      It’s Ryan😊

  47. mis mistik

    Meeting Trump and Zelensky. how was it.#mnsel.info/video/video/vJrSq6XYqoVvoWE.html

  48. Brandon Narace

    I'm crying😂😭

  49. My dick is small but ,

    Xb

  50. CTop2 Lofton

    The funniest part is the shit He saying in front of a bunch of little kids

  51. Dat Lil’ Sarah Bear

    omigawd PSYDUCK

  52. Alex Kotov

    С прошедшим Днём Рождения, Хью, 🙂👏.

  53. * Sp4mlik*

    Ебаааааать 3 дедпула выйдет!!!!

  54. yaliso gioouy

    This was an ad... I watched the whole thing and actually liked it, but it was an ad?! GG MNsel.

  55. Sonya Crawford

    Fuck cancer

  56. Nice Shot

    Why they getting mad? They not doing that for free.

  57. Никита Любунь

    А как они хотели ему врезать. Я даже через видео понял.

  58. Yunsano

    This is why he is Deadpool lol

  59. Nova

    Hey DC, pay attention.... that's how you remove a moustache flawlessly. 👍

  60. Hanniffy Dinn

    🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍

  61. Alex YeeHarr

    MNsel Ad Team: “How else we gonna get another Ad in17 seconds? Ryan Reynolds: “Say no more”

  62. Dinomite 27

    Deadpool

  63. Tattoobob

    Thanks for the box of GIN Ryan last year for my Birthday

    1. yaliso gioouy

      Oh my goodness! I was not expecting this funny stuff! Mustache or no mustache? That is the question.😏

  64. Victoria Jacks

    LMFAO!

  65. Cas Roller

    Were you high while making this? Wtf 😂😂

  66. World Naskela

    Русские есть?🤣

  67. samar khan

    Ha ha ha

  68. Nick and Jessica Moore

    Stage 4 idgas, i also have this 😔

  69. Eli Feliciano

    Yo he got this idea after making a joke about Superman’s CGI mustache lol

  70. gisella _ wolf23

    The pikachu is so cute

  71. Deyon Elroy

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  72. Mr. Myxzptlyk

    What

  73. 브레드유건

    !?

  74. Dusun Trader

    Yo Ryan

  75. Cristina Gonzalez Bustos

    😘

  76. Benz Not in faze

    Imagine adding ads to a ad

  77. ปุณณภัทร์ ไชยศล

    ยกขยกขยขกยบยกแวยปยขบปยหชปบปวบย. บไไยหยกขหยแยยกบกยปยปยห

  78. ปุณณภัทร์ ไชยศล

    หำกดจนกวกจกวกวำจผยยหยปวง9จกยหสววบหยบยห

  79. Indistree

    This dude is a sneek diss maestro!!!!! I love it!

  80. yuto levi

    Producer: Guys he doesn't need glasses it's the ears

  81. Timothy Apollo

    It’s Ryan😊

  82. Binh Huynh

    No

  83. HarKor Ded

    Xdxdxd

  84. dynamo ka fan

    Is ki film ka name kya he

  85. The Special man

    First Deadpool movie was more realistic than the second one...

  86. Frifty

    No joke that thing looks delicious where can I get one

  87. Frifty

    Wtf

  88. Sayam Jain

    Are you green lantern 🤣🤣🤣

  89. Zach B

    No thanks, I'll stick with scotch

  90. SaizSerious

    I Don’t Know What To Say... Ryan

  91. P Bau

    Phawk! Asked to take a survey, decline tik tok(chinese spy app btw), and then watch an add- just to watch this add.

  92. Symphonia The GachaTuber

    .

  93. Juan Pablo Munoz

    Thanks special agent pickachu!

  94. Achmad Aris

    imuuuut

  95. yee yee bois

    i thought this would be a short 10 second video of him eating a cookie but no its a whole ass hour

  96. mrMarseleene

    We deserve 10 hour version!

  97. Clee Jackson

    Oh my goodness! I was not expecting this funny stuff! Mustache or no mustache? That is the question.😏

  98. BHAAG B S D K

    mnsel.info/video/video/37jeuILQlaOplqg.html&feature=share

  99. ILoveFood BecauseIDo

    This video should get more likes than MNsel rewind 2018-😂😂